When she says you can't satisfy her, this might just be the reason.

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With the rise in the production and demand of different variation of Dildo, Vibrator and other objects of pleasure, the possibility of satisfying a woman in bed is declining everyday.

As can be observed from the above video, there is virtually no way a man of six, seven or eight inches Penis size can satisfy the above woman in bed.

So when your woman complains that you can't satisfy her, don't beat yourself up, she might have an artificial penis that is not just longer, wider but vibrates too that can do more than you can.

Vivacious musician, Omawumi, has really proven that she's 'wafi'. Today, she shared a post on instagram warning anybody that want to start "anyhow talk" with her on social media that she has no chill for that kind of "quarrel wey no dey sweet". According to her, she prefers face-to-face so that a slap would just end all the nonsense; Warri-style!

Omawunmi Vows To Slap Anybody That Talks Anyhow To Her Online - Celebrity-Cre8naija

Be careful guys, the Warri Babe has spoken.

Chai god e dey o. Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) - Family - Cre8naija

Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) - Family - Cre8naija

Eyah to him, wonders shall never cease. How could he Bleep his Mother in law.

A man who can bleep his mother-in-law can also do the same to sister-in-law,wife's friends and even Housegirl. 'Olosho' is still better but your mother-in-law...chai!!! That's out of boundary... the man deserves it.

I don't want to blame the wife because she might have been passing through hell before she could take that decision of pouring hot water on him. Some women are suffering in silence in marriage cos they are always at the receiving end.

Next time sir, you will know how to control your 'konji'.

But o, come to think of it, what about the mother in law. I guess the "thing" sweet her.

Musician Mzbel: 'I Don’t Like Sex, I Open My Legs To Please My Boyfriend' - Celebrities -

Mzbel clarifies (Musician) claims most often than not she has sex just to please the guy she is dating. She told GhanaGistTV, she does this to prevent her partner from cheating..

“I don’t like sex but when I am in a relationship, once in a while, I do it so I can please my partner. My boyfriend always complains that I cannot do this, I cannot do that and I tell him baby teach me.

She adds giggling: “I do not like sex but I will do it so that my man will not cheat on me.”

Born Belinda Amoah, she is the last of seven girls born to Mr Albert A. Amoah, an engineer and the late Agnes Nyarko. She grew up in James Town..

She had her senior high education at Abuakwa State College. She later enrolled at the Ghana Institute of Languages to become a bilingual secretary.



Mzbel dated a certain Maxwell, who now dates actress Nana Ama McBrown years ago.

Prince Kofi Amoabeng, Chief Executive Officer of UT Holdings is said to be the father of her child, an allegation she has denied on several occasions..

An Overloaded Motocycle

 Surprisingly, it happened. But how was the bike able to move?. A twitter user spotted it in Ogbomoso..... E no

get wetin no go happen for naija

Campaign Against Breast Cancer

The photo was taken as part of campaign against the deadly disease! 

Annie shared the photo and wrote:

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annieidibia1#FightTheOdds :A Breast Cancer Inspired Shoot
Fast rising Make-up artiste ArabyLaide teams up with ace photographer Emmanuel Oyeleke and Nollywood actress/ entrepreneur Annie Idibia for a breast cancer awareness and inspired photo shoot. The shoot which has been tagged #FightTheOdds is purposed to create more awareness about cancer and the importance of self examination. Recent studies have shown that 20% of breast cancer is discovered by self examination rather than mammography and we must realise that cancer is not a respecter of persons. It could happen to anyone, even I Annie Idibia. Imagine the lives that will be saved if more women physically checked themselves on a regular basis, imagine if we could stand against breast cancer by fighting the odds via self examination. Let's save the life of a woman today, let 's examine ''

Life After The NYSC: The Grim Reality!

To start with, if you haven't started pondering what will become of your life and career after the NYSC, you're already in a very big trouble. 

Ours is a society where parents and guardians believe that training their kids or assisting adolescents end the moment after their graduation from the higher institutions. I believe that's terribly wrong BUT that's the relentless reality. Once you're out of the higher institutions, you're ON YOUR OWN. 

Whether you like to believe it or not, there's no free lunch waiting for everyone after their NYSC. Except your parents are top politicians, the average one of us will have to fight for their survival after the NYSC. 

Our lives are rated in time. So to waste time is to waste our lives. I wish I could drop all I discussed recently with a neighbour when she told me she will be going for her NYSC very soon. 

To many this one year is a year of enjoyment and frivolities. If you're in that category, perish the idea. This one year is one of the most important period in your life. This one year should be spent planning your future, pondering what exactly you want to do, where you'll love to work, where you'll like to live, what you'll do if there's no job in the first one or two years. The fact is, many shall be worn out jobs in their first few years after the NYSC. You may say GOD FORBID, but again that's the bitter truth. 

As a corper or prospective one, I advise you save at least 10% of your allowance EVERYONE MONTH. You've got no choice. The first year after service is usually the most challenging for most graduates, because that's the very first time they're experiencing the reality of life. The euphoria of school and NYSC are over and the brutal reality stare them in the face. Save your money. Have an idea what you may do. Plan your years ahead. 

Learn a skill. The present economic times are challenging. Folks are losing jobs everyday. The prevailing economic downturn may be around till next year. You need to be prepared. This news should discourage you, instead let it make you become very proactive and forward thinking. If there's any skill you love to learn, this is the best and most appropriate time. 

It takes a lot more than being a graduate to succeed. It takes planning, plan B, focus, discipline and determination to succeed. Being without a job is the worst position one can find themselves. 

With a little discipline and vision, impending joblessness and the accompanying depression can be avoided. Be smart. 

Like the Boys Scout Motto: Be Prepared. 

Lalasticlala, please kindly do the needful.

Massage fun

This is my second story and for that I thought best to stick to facts. It is an account of an experience that I had during a massage at my local sports club while living in Benin City, Nigeria.

I had been Schooling hard and traveling a lot. Stress and pressure had taken its toll on my health and happiness. I was tired and ached from all the long drives I had subjected myself to on crappy roads.

At home for the first time in weeks I wanted to really get back to treating myself. Working hard is worthless if you cannot enjoy life!

My Saturday was mellow, catching up with friends and getting an early night. Sunday I was up early and walked down the street to the sports club I was a member at. I planned to work out, take a steam then a massage with Rita. I always loved my sessions with Rita
, she was a mature woman, very kind but firm and gave a great massage. It was all business and there was never any hint of sex, which suited me.

I saw Rita while working out and agreed for an appointment when finished. An hour later, I had showered and steamed so headed to her massage room. The door was open, so I got comfortable and covered myself with the towel. Ten minutes must have passed and I was just enjoying the quiet time. My peace was interrupted and I assumed Rita had arrived. Without a word she started the massage, being face down, I had no reason to suspect it was any different. A few minutes later her hand reached below the towel and I nearly leapt of the table. Looking round there was the hottest girl ever in Rita's place. Her hands kept going below the towel and started to pull down my shorts.

I convinced myself that the club was reputable and the massage still was none sexual. The girl was soothing and said the shorts were in the way. I accepted and allowed her to remove them. Desperate not to reveal my growing hard on I settled back beneath the towel. The massage continued, but every so often her hand would glide closer to my groin. I still thought non-sexual, so was really trying not to get hard.

Next, she left no doubt what was on the menu. She straddled my back and continued to rub my back. I could feel her burning hot, moist pussy on my back. This was too much for me. My cock now rock hard and pressing uncomfortably into the table. She must have sensed this. She climbed off and asked me to turn over.

Now lay on my back, and sure I was going to get more, my erection stuck out point at the ceiling. Already leaking pre-cum I just wanted release. Instead she continued with a straight massage! I was getting increasingly frustrated, and embarrassed. Maybe I was wrong and I was suddenly aware that my erection may be unwanted and inappropriate...

The hands continued to stray close but never touching. Try as I might I could not get soft or hide my hard on.

She was massaging down my body, but stood at the top of the table, I was smothered by her young beautiful breasts and inches away from the pussy which I needed so much.

I had just about given up when she climbed up on the table again, straddling my face. Now I was inches away from her sweet pussy and sure that the massage would have a happy ending.

I managed to get my tongue up to her, and took a long lick from her clit up to her ass. In one motion she lost control. Up until this point she was in charge. It seems this was a first for her. Within minutes she was coming hard and fast, grinding down on my tongue. All the while she had my cock in a vice like grip, rubbing for all she could.

She turned round and slid down my body. Her cunt was burning hot and dripping wet. I could feel the heat as she had the tip of my cock resting at her entrance. For a moment she held still and looked down at me. All thoughts of stopping this or putting on a condom melted away. She slid down my cock and we both gasped at how good it felt. We fucked like our lives depended on it. Both racing to orgasm. She came first, but the spasms of her cunt set of my orgasm and she milked me dry.

We lay for a moment together, I thought that it was over. But was surprised when she climbed back up to the top of the bed and pressed her freshly fucked pussy down over my mouth. How could I refuse? I cleaned her up while she did the same for me.

It was the most intense experience ever. I dressed and left. On my way out of the club I saw Rita , she had been waiting for me and was ready for my massage. It seems the girl was not an employee, I never saw her again or find out who she was.

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Tunde The bad guy

Hi. My name is Tunde and all names in this story are changed including mine. I am from Nigeria and my age is 25 years old. My height is 6 feet and I have a well-toned body. My eyes are brown. At age of 20 I had joined gym and I still go there to maintain the body I’ve built with lots of hard work. It’s not over-masculine like body builders which I find not attractive but ugly. I have a well-built body which any girl would love to be held in. In school also I was more masculine and attractive than other kids because of my regular activities in sports. From school only I was very confident among girls and had scored my first kiss at age of 16 years. That is the kiss which had such feelings and not the kisses exchanged for experimenting by kids. So from age of 16 my kissing sequence started and with every kiss I became better in melting a girl with a simple kiss which in fact helps me most of the time to score girls. Maybe you’d also like to know that I have a tool of 9 inches with nice width; a rarely found asset.

This story is about my experience in college time when for around two months I had no luck with girls. It was because my exams had kept me busy and I didn’t get any quality time to spend with my girlfriend. Her name was Amaka and she was the hottest girl in my department. She had 5’6″ height and beautiful hazel eyes. Her hair was colored bronze and her skin color was very fair. In front of her, even actresses were nothing. Her body was perfect. Not too skinny and not fat either. Her curves were very inviting and she used to dress in a way that would show her assets but not in a slutty way. I had seduced her to leave her previous boyfriend who was my senior. His boyfriend wasn’t much good looking compared to me and he was not having good physique either. I was surprised to see that such a hotie was girlfriend of such average looking guy. She could have got any guy she wanted. Before when she was a girlfriend of that guy, I used to send sexy texts and call her every day and night. I also used to tell her how much I wish she was single and flirted with her in every possible way. She never stopped me and that gave me idea that she might be interested in me. And then one day I told her to meet me outside her hostel and to come alone because I had something important to share.

That day was Valentine’s Day. She came alone. She was looking very hot in her silver tank top and Jean trousers. The top hugged her curves so tightly that I could even see underlines of her white bra. I guessed it was 34c which I found correct later when she became my girlfriend. I gifted her heart shaped chocolate box and a pendant. For a moment I saw a twinkle in her eyes and then she started blushing. I said “let me put this pendant on you.” I came so close to her that I could even smell her sweet perfume while putting it on. Her scent was powerful enough to make me desire her even more. When I recovered back from her effect, I noticed she was really blushing and she wasn’t making any eye contact. She was looking towards floor. I raised her face to look in my eyes and said “where is my gift?” she bit her lips and said: “sorry, I forgot.” that moment sparked the lust in me and I said “then let me take my gift.” I stepped closer to her and put my hands on her slim waist. She didn’t say anything and I softly pulled her towards me and her whole body was fully pressed with mine.


I was able to feel her soft curves pressed against my chest and her racing heartbeat. I held her face softly with my other hand and pulled her face towards me. She whispered that someone might see us. me: don’t worry baby; I locked her lips in mine. I could feel her tense for a moment and then she relaxed and surrendered. Her lips parted a bit and I pushed my tongue in her mouth. My kiss was having effect over her and I slid my hands from her waist to downwards to grab the piece of meat of her bum. I was fondling her bum while softly suckling her upper and lower lips and her tongue too. I could hear her soft moans while kissing. Then I broke the kiss and looked at her pretty face. Her eyes were closed and her lips were still bit parted. Me: “baby?” she opened her eyes and we looked in each other. Me: “happy valentine’s day” she smiled and said “happy valentine’s day” and then she went back in her hostel. That was our first kiss when she already had a boyfriend. From that day she gave me more attention and we frequently started kissing secretly. Soon she broke up with her boyfriend and we went steady. Soon we planned to have sex. But I didn’t get enough time to bring her in my bed because soon my exams started and I was left with my aching cock and hands only. As soon my exams ended, I was determined to end the waiting and fuck her brain out.

*calls her on phone*

Me: hi baby!

Her: hi Tunde

Me: how are you? It’s been long time since we met.

Yeah. I missed you, Tunde

I missed you too baby. My exams are over. Are you free tonight?

Yeah. I’m free.

Ok then let’s meet tonight?

Are you taking me out on date?

Yes baby!

Ok. I’ll be ready.

We hung up shortly and then I reached her PG at 7 pm same day. I had my black and maroon patterned shirt and denim jeans on. I had freshly shaved and had worn nice fragrant cologne. I knew this was her favorite scent on me. When I saw her, I was flabbergasted by her sexy outfit. I could feel sudden rush of blood in my groin. I had never seen a beauty like her in such sexy outfit except in TV shows of high profile parties. Her hair was loose and every curl of it was neatly placed. She had worn draping cowl mini dress. The neck was daringly low and dress finished after barely covering her upper thighs. It was a backless dress and I could easily see sides of her perfect tits from her neckline. It was clear that she wasn’t wearing anything inside. The dress also showed curves of her bum and she was dressed to kill. I was one happy victim of her. I came close to her and pulled her in my arms. She said “hope you like what you see, Tunde. Please don’t ruin my lipstick”. Damn! I was thinking to ruin it. I lowered my head to her neck and sniffed the perfume she was wearing and whispered “you look hot!” and gave a soft love bite. She moaned and said “Tunde, we should go now.”

We went to dance club because she loved dancing and place was dark and secure enough to do some mischief. After a couple of vodka shots we went on dance floor. Music was slow one. I held her close to me and we were swirling with music. My hand was on her bare back and she was looking in my eyes. Me: “baby, don’t look at me like that or I will ruin your lipstick right here, right now.” she smiled and rested her head on my shoulder. I was really turned on by her looks and dress and the closeness between us. My cock was begging to be released. I thought to let her know about my situation. I slowly lowered my hands to her hips and started fondling her. She moaned and whispered “Tunde, someone will notice” I whispered back “it’s very dark baby and everyone is busy dancing” i winked at her and pulled her hips tightly towards my crotch and I was sure this must have let her know how hard I was. Her eyes widened and slowly she started grinding me while I fondled her hips and we swirled on dance floor. She was looking at me with lust and was biting her lips. I couldn’t stop myself and I  kissed her right there and instantly her tongue entered my mouth. I gave it a quick suckling and broke the kiss because she was busy grinding me with music. Suddenly next song started it was "my woman, my everything by patoranking ft. Wande coal", and it was our favorite song. It was full of energy.

She turned her back towards me and started grinding my cock with her hips. I whispered in her ears “baby let’s go home now.” she pouted “but I’m just starting to have some fun.” “Believe me baby, it’s just the start.” I winked and we left the floor and dance club. Soon we reached my bungalow as soon we entered inside, I pulled her towards me and kissed her passionately. I fondled her tits from inside her drapes and suckled her lips and tongue. She kissed me back and started giving me lovely massage in head. Then I broke the kiss and whispered “I believe we have little dancing business left” and winked at her. I took her to basement which had lots of space and a music system. I lowered the intensity of lights in room and turned on music. I played Timaya  who was her favorite musician and brought a bottle of wine and poured in for us. After we finished the glass, we started dancing again. Again like before her whole body was grinding against me and now without hesitation I held her nyash and fondled her. I kissed her while we danced in the room, and then it played ukwu by Timaya, and that got her mad, she started shaking her nyash like it was filled with water. After lots of kissing and suckling she broke the kiss and looked into my eyes and whispered “Tunde, did you bring it?” I understood what she was talking about. I said “check my pockets, baby” she checked and found around three different flavored condoms. She asked in surprise “three?” I whispered back “this won’t be the only time, baby” she blushed and said with mischief “naughty boy!” I replied “you aren’t that innocent either” we laughed a bit and then suddenly lust came over both of us. We started kissing again. More passionately than ever and she started unbuttoning my shirt. I un-wrapped her drapes and she was topless now. Her tits look bigger when naked. I lifted her in my arms and grounded her against the wall while I started sucking her nipples. She started moaning.

“Oh Tunde, that feels so good. Mmmm….”

I sucked her both tits and then she pulled me head up and kissed me passionately. She suckled my tongue while I slipped my hands inside her mini skirt and inside her panty too. I started feeling her wetness inside and I smiled.

“You are so wet, baby”

“Only for you, Tunde”

I groaned. Then she insisted me to let her stand. After that she took my shirts off and started undoing my pants. I was so hard and my crotch wanted to be released urgently. She took my pants off and she was able to see my erection in my boxers. She looked at me and winked while she tugged my boxers down. My cock came to release and it was already hard but not fully hard because of the limitation inside boxers.

“OMG, you are so big!”

“Are you scared, baby?”

“A bit, but I am more excited.”

She started giving me hand job while licking her lips. Was she really going to do it? She winked at me lowered her head towards my now fully erect dick and took head of my dick inside her mouth. She started sucking it like a lollipop. Then she slowly started taking more of my cock inside. She almost took whole of it and then came back. She started giving me blow job like an expert. I doubted if she had done this before but I wasn’t going to ask her that. After few moments she was able to take most of my cock in and started gagging while blowing me. Oh my god! She was mind-blowing and I was having difficulty to hold myself. I groaned and said “baby, I’m gonna cum very soon” she said “cum for me, Tunde.” and she started moving at faster pace. Soon I came in her mouth and she swallowed whole of it. I was shocked, amazed and was very happy to find her. She winked at me again while licked her lips. I pulled her in my arms and carried her to my bedroom while she locked her legs on my waist and kissed me passionately. When we reached my bedroom I threw her gently in my king sized bed and she squealed with delight. I tugged her remaining clothes off and pulled her pussy towards me. It was cleanly shaved and looked so soft.

She said “what are you doing, Tunde?”

“I’m gonna eat you baby.”

I saw shock on her face and there was a spark of lust too in her eyes. I kissed her from toes to her thighs and then reached my destination. I gave her long and slow lick from to her pussy. She threw her head back and I was in pure bliss to give her this pleasure. I felt like a man to make her so happy. I licked her pussy and then her clit. I fingered her and found her g-spot while I played with her clit. She was thrashing and was moaning loudly. My mouth and fingers were already drenched. I knew she was close so I started sucking her clit gently while fingered her g-spot. She gave a loud scream and her whole body was hard. I was gushed with her fluid and it tasted like a wine. She pulled me over her and kissed me hard. We kissed like that for five minutes while she recovered from the pleasure and my cock was again hard now. I asked her “are you ready baby?” she nodded. I asked “which flavor do you want? Chocolate, strawberry or vanilla?” she bit her lips and said “chocolate” I gave her quick kiss and took the wrapper out of my jeans pocket thrown on floor. I wore it and then come over her in missionary position. I slowly rubbed my cock on her pussy and she moaned.

She said “do it slowly, Tunde.” I replied “don’t worry baby. Just enjoy it.” i pushed my cock inside her pussy slowly and I was able to feel her pussy opening. Slowly pushed and pulled back and pushed even more in next stroke in very slow speed until my whole nine inches length was inside her. She said “you are so big. I can feel you stretching me beyond the limits. Omg, Tunde!” I said “this is just starting baby”. I started fucking her with no hurry. She wrapped her legs on my waist and then I started picking up the pace. She was moaning and groaning while I fucked and fucked and fucked. I felt her pussy tightly gripping my shaft constantly while she was going crazy. I knew she had just cum again. I was happy to see my baby having so much pleasure. I fucked for around 15 to 20 minutes until I came and then we went to sleep. In midnight I woke up and fucked her in other positions and that time I lasted longer. Maybe more than 30 minutes. That was our first night of sex and until our final year of college, we constantly fucked each other.

I would like to know what you felt about my story. Did you enjoy it? Feel free to give your good, bad, positive, negative replies. Enjoy!